Why did the dog cross the playground? To get to the bark-ing lot!
What kind of dog loves to jump? A trampoline retriever!
Why are dogs such bad dancers? Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
What is a dog’s favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!
Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
What do you call a sad puppy? A melancholy collie!
What do dogs like to play on the internet? Fetchbook!
What’s a dog’s favorite movie? Hairy Potter!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, and the dogs didn’t bark at him!
What do you call a dog that can tell the future? A fortune tellerier!
Where do dogs go after they die? To the bark side!
What did the Dalmatian say after eating a lot? “That hit the spot!”
Why did the bone cross the road? Because the dog said he needed it!
What do you call a dog who robs banks? A bad borzoi!
What kind of music do Dalmatians like? Spot-ify!
What’s a dog’s favorite game to play at a picnic? Bark-gammon!
What did the grape say when the dog stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call a frozen dog? A pupsicle!
What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on!
How do you make a dog float? You need two scoops of ice cream, a root beer, and one dog! (Root beer float)
Why did the dog get detention? He kept barking out the answer!
What does a dog call a pirate? Arrrr-f!
What is a dog’s favorite city? New Yorkie!
What do you call a dog that’s also a detective? Sherlock Bones!
Why was the dog such a good baseball player? Because he had a great catcher!
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